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Private 4×4 days · One group a day

Where a Madeiran takes the people he loves.

Joel was born on this island and has spent his life on its back roads. He wrote down the day he'd plan for you — the viewpoints, the timing, the turnings that don't appear on any tour map. It's yours, free.

Written by a local guide For couples & occasions No itinerary you've already read
The free guide

A Local's Madeira

Twelve pages, in Joel's own words.

  • The viewpoint worth the 5am alarm — and the one that isn't
  • Where the clouds sit at each hour, and how to be above them
  • Three places to propose that aren't Cabo Girão
  • What locals actually eat, and where

One email with the guide. A few more if you want them. Leave any time.

What guests say about Joel

People book the island. They remember the guide.

“He asked what we actually liked before he planned anything. We ended the day somewhere no bus could reach, alone, at sunset.”

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“I told Joel I was proposing. He handled every detail so quietly that she never suspected a thing.”

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“Ten days on the island and the day with Joel is the one we still talk about.”

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Thank you. Now meet the person who wrote it.

Ninety seconds. Then, if the day in that guide sounds like yours, tell Joel what you're celebrating and he'll build it around you.

Filmed above Curral das Freiras, the morning the clouds sat below the road.

Two ways forward

Talk to Joel now, or plan first.

Most people take the six questions first — Joel needs those answers anyway, so it saves you both a conversation.

Joel guides every tour himself, so he replies between drives — usually the same evening, island time.

What a private day looks like

Three ways to spend a day. Joel builds the rest.

Nothing here is a fixed route. These are starting points — you tell him the occasion, he shapes the day around it.

The whole island

The Full Madeira

€650+ / per group
  • Everything in The Romantic
  • Stargazing above the cloud line
  • Sunrise or sunset — your choice of both ends of the day
  • Longest day, fewest other people
Most chosen

The Romantic

€550/ per group
  • The tailored day, built around your occasion
  • Sunset at a spot chosen for that evening's weather
  • Picnic set up where you'll want to stay a while
  • Cocktails at the viewpoint
 

The Local's Day

€400/ per group
  • A full private day in the Jeep with Joel
  • Route planned around what you tell him
  • Hidden viewpoints, village stops, levada walks
  • Hotel pickup and drop-off

Prices are per group, not per person. The direct Newark–Funchal route runs roughly May to late September, which is also when the calendar fills first.

Question 1 of 6

Your answers are with Joel

Here's where he'd start, .

A day like this can't be written down in advance — the weather decides half of it. What Joel can tell you now is which day he'd build for what you've described, and what it costs.

  • Occasion
  • Who's coming
  • Pace
  • Pulls you most
  • On the island
Joel's recommendation

Not on WhatsApp? He'll reach you however you prefer.